I’m Back!

19 03 2011

Okay, so after a really long break, I decided it was time to get the blog going again. What I’m posting from now on? More Tidbits of Useless Information!! And lots of jokes. So…. To start:

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.”

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, ‘How much will a brain cost?’

The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a Democrat’s brain; $500 for a Republican’s brain.”

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to ‘try’ to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans brain?”

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans brains a lot lower because they’ve actually been used.”

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Disrepectful??

16 01 2009

Okay, so now there’s news about Barak Obama not showing some respect for George W. Bush as he gave his final speech, and dined at some expensive place with 12 other people. In that respect, you can read the entire article here.

And just for those of you that don’t have time to read the whole article, this picture pretty much sums it up…

Barak's Last Supper





Where it all began…

27 10 2008

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; ‘How did the human race start?’

Sarah Palin answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve; They had children; and so was all mankind made.’

Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question.

Michelle Obama answered,’Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’

The confused girl went to her father and said, ‘Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God,

And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkey?’

The father answered, ‘Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.’





Guns and the Presidential Candidates – Scary!

12 10 2008

Okay, now I’m not one to completely promote guns.  I was raised around them, know how to use them, clean them and how to keep them locked up away from kids.  I don’t own one – yet.  I’ve been doing a lot of research on our two Presidential candidates.  And I’m not liking what I’m seeing.

It’s obvious that McCain is for the Second Amendment.  No real surprise there.  And no surprise that he wants to keep certain bans and restrictions in regards to assault weapons.  Lovely.  No problem there.

What I DO have a problem with, however, is Obama’s views and actions.  He’s all for banning guns at all.  Even in your own home.  Sorry – but I have a real problem with that.  A man’s castle is his home and should therefore be allowed to keep guns.  Preferably locked up, but again, that’s a personal choice.  What’s next?  Not being allowed to walk naked around your home?  Give me a break!

Yes, I do believe in restrictions in the sales of guns, such as background checks and no sales to felons that have used guns in crimes, but this country was started with guns, and I think that’s just going to be a part of  our way of life.

A friend has this saying on his RV:  When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns….





Barak Obama and the 3 kids…

21 08 2008

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Disneyland ‘

Barak said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Senator’s airplane.’

The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan ‘s shoes.’

Barak said, ‘I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!’

The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’

The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!’





Maxine’s Wisdom

12 07 2008

Some of my friends send me pictures of Maxine, that wonderful older, more experienced woman of the comics. This one I had to share….





No Explanation Needed!!

28 05 2008

Need I say more?