A New Outlook….

10 03 2009


1 Open a new file in your computer.
2 Name it Barack Obama.
3 Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4 Empty the Recycle Bin.
5 Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama?
6 Firmly click Yes.
7 Feel better?

GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi.

Carry on…

The Pied Piper in Action

7 09 2008
The Pied Piper

The Pied Piper

Barak Obama and the 3 kids…

21 08 2008

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Disneyland ‘

Barak said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Senator’s airplane.’

The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan ‘s shoes.’

Barak said, ‘I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!’

The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’

The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!’