The Blonde and Ice Fishing

18 02 2009

A blond woman wanted to go ice fishing. She had seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

‘THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.’

Startled, the blond woman moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again,
from the heavens the voice bellowed,

‘THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.’

The blond, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more,

‘THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.’

She stopped, looked skyward! and said, ‘IS THAT YOU LORD?’

The voice replied, ‘NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK’

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