The Golf Course

26 01 2009

Here’s a heads up on what not to say if this ever happens when you’re out on the course.

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men’s tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies’ tee.

The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet.

She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,

‘I guess all those f…ing lessons I took over the winter didn’t help.’

One of the men immediately responds,

‘Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!’

He never even had a chance to duck.




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