Where it all began…

27 10 2008

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; ‘How did the human race start?’

Sarah Palin answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve; They had children; and so was all mankind made.’

Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question.

Michelle Obama answered,’Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’

The confused girl went to her father and said, ‘Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God,

And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkey?’

The father answered, ‘Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.’

A Deck of Cards

19 10 2008

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards…

You need a Heart to love him
A Diamond to marry him
A Club to smash his fucking head in
And a Spade to bury him.

The picture says it all….

13 10 2008

Happy Halloween!!!

Humor from abroad…

13 10 2008

You know, most Americans only think of ourselves in very specific ways.  Truth is, we’ve got it pretty damn good here.  So, for the next few days, I’m going to  be posting some cartoons as some of the people in other parts of the world view what’s happening with our lives.  To start, something rather patriotic, coming from Australia.  Very meaningful to me that someone halfway around the world sees this like I do:

Guns and the Presidential Candidates – Scary!

12 10 2008

Okay, now I’m not one to completely promote guns.  I was raised around them, know how to use them, clean them and how to keep them locked up away from kids.  I don’t own one – yet.  I’ve been doing a lot of research on our two Presidential candidates.  And I’m not liking what I’m seeing.

It’s obvious that McCain is for the Second Amendment.  No real surprise there.  And no surprise that he wants to keep certain bans and restrictions in regards to assault weapons.  Lovely.  No problem there.

What I DO have a problem with, however, is Obama’s views and actions.  He’s all for banning guns at all.  Even in your own home.  Sorry – but I have a real problem with that.  A man’s castle is his home and should therefore be allowed to keep guns.  Preferably locked up, but again, that’s a personal choice.  What’s next?  Not being allowed to walk naked around your home?  Give me a break!

Yes, I do believe in restrictions in the sales of guns, such as background checks and no sales to felons that have used guns in crimes, but this country was started with guns, and I think that’s just going to be a part of  our way of life.

A friend has this saying on his RV:  When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns….

Rotary Phones

10 10 2008

You know, I miss the old rotary phones.  They were absolutely wonderful!  You didn’t have to deal with any of this “Press 1 for English” Shit!   🙂

A special birthday!!

7 10 2008

This week we celebrate a special birthday!

Monica Lewinsky turned 34.

Can you believe it?

It seems like only yesterday She was crawling
around the White House on her hands and knees,
and putting everything in her mouth.

They grow up so fast, don’t they?    🙂