Powerful Women’s Motto

24 08 2008

I’ve officially adopted a new motto.  I’ve decided I want to be one of the powerful women in the world, but before I can do that, I have to learn to be more of a complete b&%ch.  But I now have this printed and mounted on my wall next to my computer…

Live your life in such a way that
when your feet hit the floor
in the morning, Satan shudders & says…
“Oh shit….she’s awake!!!”

First Annual Worldwide Photowalk

23 08 2008

Well, today was the first annual photowalk, as organized by Scott Kelby. Loads of fun, that’s all I can say. I personally got a lot of great pictures that you can view by going HERE.  More than 8,000 people participated worldwide.  I was one of the lucky ones that actually got to go on the photowalk hosted by Scott Kelby himself, in downtown Dunedin, Florida.

So if you like to take pictures, get some friends together and just pick a spot and take off!  That’s how easy it is to do a photowalk.  It doesn’t require fancy cameras with major looking-into-the-next-country zoom lenses and megapixels that not even Einstein could pronounce.  All you need is the desire to have some fun, a little bit of adventure and a few friends to go with you.  Or, if you’re a hermit, go by yourself!  🙂

Barak Obama and the 3 kids…

21 08 2008

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Disneyland ‘

Barak said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Senator’s airplane.’

The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan ‘s shoes.’

Barak said, ‘I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!’

The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’

The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!’

The Generation Gap

20 08 2008


Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent
football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to
understand his generation.

‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one’
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.  ‘The
Young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space
travel, man walking on the moon.  Our space probes have visited Mars.
We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell
phones. Computers with light-speed processing…And more.

After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows:

You’re right, son  —  We didn’t have those things when we were young
… so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you
doing for the next generation?

The applause was amazing.

An Olympic Moment

18 08 2008

A really funny cartoon on the Olympics.  Too bad this didn’t happen for real….

Another one…

6 08 2008

I have yet another insult.  This time for my ex!

bootless swag-bellied gudgeon!

wow.  Describes him to a T!

Shakespearean Insults…

5 08 2008

Artless crook-pated strumpet.  My new pet name for my ex’s new consort….  I have a new widget that comes up with Shakespearean insults.  What a wonderful tool!!  Check it out at Apple’s website and search for Shakespeare widgets.  That is, if you own a Mac!   If not, too bad for you!   😉