Funny Tidbit for the Day

9 09 2007

ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

 

WITNESS:      No.

 

ATTORNEY:   Did you check for blood pressure?

 

WITNESS:      No.

 

ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing?

 

WITNESS:      No.

 

ATTORNEY:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

 

WITNESS:   No.

 

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

 

WITNESS:  Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

 

ATTORNEY:  I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

 

WITNESS:      Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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