Another Funny Tidbit

9 09 2007

BREAKFAST AT THE WHITE HOUSE

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asked Cheney what he would like, and he replied:

“I would like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”

“And what can I get for you,  Mister President?”

George W. Looked up from his menu, and with a trademark wink and
Slight grin replied:

“How about a quickie this morning?”

The waitress exclaimed:

“Why, Mister President, how rude!  You’re starting to act like President
Clinton!”

And she stormed away.

Cheney leaned over toward Bush and whispered:

“It’s pronounced quiche”

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