Funny Art Joke

22 07 2007

Okay folks! I was sent this funny joke. Some people may not get it, but too bad!! I personally thought this was a great groaner….

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,

“Monsieur, that’s the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

(And you thought I didn’t have De Gaulle to post this!)




One response

4 08 2007
joe blow

Old woman is walking down the street in a rough part of town. Man jumps out, demands her money, she says she has none, he doesn’t beleive her and starts feeling her up. He finally says lady, you really don’t have any money. she says “yes I do, keep looking”.

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