I’m Back!

19 03 2011

Okay, so after a really long break, I decided it was time to get the blog going again. What I’m posting from now on? More Tidbits of Useless Information!! And lots of jokes. So…. To start:

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.”

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, ‘How much will a brain cost?’

The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a Democrat’s brain; $500 for a Republican’s brain.”

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to ‘try’ to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans brain?”

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans brains a lot lower because they’ve actually been used.”

Woman at the Bar

21 06 2010

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn’t matter to me. I just love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding. I’m in Congress too. What state are you from?”

Obama in office

18 03 2010

We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”.

My husband’s Bible was lying on the dash board & he got it & opened it up to the scripture & read it. He started laughing & laughing. Then he read it to me. I couldn’t believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too..

Psalm 109:8
“Let his days be few; and let another take his office. ”

800 Pound Leatherback Turtle

10 03 2010

Interesting story. I have to wonder if this particular turtle was the same one that was brought to the Mote Marine Rescue back in January. Worth a read!


Snoopy’s Philosophy on the IRS

22 02 2010

Snoopy & the IRS

Trace Adkins and the West Point Cadet Glee Club, USMA, ACM 2009

19 02 2010

This was a truly moving video.  I’m not normally for country music (I prefer classical), but I was very moved.

Click here to watch on Causes.

Wow. Sad.

4 02 2010

I’ve posted the epitome of the obesity problem here in the US. Just a prime example. After seeing this, I think I’ll renew that gym membership….