Another one…

I have yet another insult.  This time for my ex!

bootless swag-bellied gudgeon!

wow.  Describes him to a T!

Shakespearean Insults…

Artless crook-pated strumpet.  My new pet name for my ex’s new consort….  I have a new widget that comes up with Shakespearean insults.  What a wonderful tool!!  Check it out at Apple’s website and search for Shakespeare widgets.  That is, if you own a Mac!   If not, too bad for you!