I’ve officially adopted a new motto. I’ve decided I want to be one of the powerful women in the world, but before I can do that, I have to learn to be more of a complete b&%ch. But I now have this printed and mounted on my wall next to my computer…
Live your life in such a way that
when your feet hit the floor
in the morning, Satan shudders & says…
“Oh shit….she’s awake!!!”
Well, today was the first annual photowalk, as organized by Scott Kelby. Loads of fun, that’s all I can say. I personally got a lot of great pictures that you can view by going HERE. More than 8,000 people participated worldwide. I was one of the lucky ones that actually got to go on the photowalk hosted by Scott Kelby himself, in downtown Dunedin, Florida.
So if you like to take pictures, get some friends together and just pick a spot and take off! That’s how easy it is to do a photowalk. It doesn’t require fancy cameras with major looking-into-the-next-country zoom lenses and megapixels that not even Einstein could pronounce. All you need is the desire to have some fun, a little bit of adventure and a few friends to go with you. Or, if you’re a hermit, go by yourself! 
A STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT
Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent
football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to
understand his generation.
‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one’
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. ’The
Young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space
travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars.
We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell
phones. Computers with light-speed processing…And more.
After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows:
You’re right, son – We didn’t have those things when we were young
… so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you
doing for the next generation?
The applause was amazing.
A really funny cartoon on the Olympics. Too bad this didn’t happen for real….
http://www.comics.com/creators/bc/archive/images/bc2917040080818.gif
I have yet another insult. This time for my ex!
bootless swag-bellied gudgeon!
wow. Describes him to a T!
Artless crook-pated strumpet. My new pet name for my ex’s new consort…. I have a new widget that comes up with Shakespearean insults. What a wonderful tool!! Check it out at Apple’s website and search for Shakespeare widgets. That is, if you own a Mac! If not, too bad for you! 
Not much research going on here in the Brainiac’s lab. Just haven’t had time. I’ve been dedicating my time to some projects involving Photoshop, as I’m getting my new website to the programming stage. I’ve had loads of ideas, but no time to get them going. Well, I’m working with a new contract right now, so I finally have some time to work on it. So forgive the lean posts. I’ll be back up and running, with more on the cruise!
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, ‘Is it
still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?’
The rabbi responded, ‘Yes, ! That is still one of our laws.’
The priest then asked, ‘Have you ever eaten pork?’
To which the rabbi replied, ‘Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation And tasted a ham sandwich.’ The priest nodded in
understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, ‘Father,
is it still aRequirment of your church that you remain celibate?’
The priest replied, ‘Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.’
The rabbi then asked him, ‘Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?’
The priest replied, ‘Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and
broke with my faith.’
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking,
for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, ‘Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich,
doesn’t it?
