Whew!

Well, I’m certainly glad all that is over.  In my last post I commented about how it’s spring cleaning time.  Thank GOD that’s over!  Now the house is nice and clean, and -mostly- organized, and the yard is looking SOOOOOOO much better.

So, to kick things off again, I’m putting in a funny email that a friend sent.  I have two kids, (and to quote Bill Cosby), kids can say the darndest things….  I was rolling on the floor laughing while I read it — it was just too much like my kids!  Talk about thinking outside the box!!!!  

Thanks to Steve for this - you really brightened up my day!!!!

Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE:          All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher